Featured Vampire: Sithis

Meet Sithis! He’s a bit new to the Vampire Wars family and when he’s not dressed up, stalking unsuspecting prey he’s…

…well, he’s dressed up, stalking unsuspecting prey. For profit!

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Gordon the Ghost: Hello, Sithis! How long have you been playing Vampire Wars?

Sithis: For about two weeks, actually.

Gordon the Ghost: What’s your Computer set-up like?

Sithis: Just your average desktop computer. 4GB RAM, 900GB Hard Drive space, Windows 7.

Gordon the Ghost: Nice, nice. What is the worst, weirdest, or most interesting job you’ve ever had?

Sithis: The weirdest, AND most interesting  job I’ve ever had was working at the Bayville Scream Park. Working in haunted houses can get a little crazy.

Gordon the Ghost: I can’t imagine! Could you give us a little example of the craziness?

Sithis: I guess the craziest thing that happened was scaring drunk people in the rain. The attraction I worked at was outdoors, and well, everything was soaked. It’s a normal night, scaring groups of 14 year old girls, when all of a sudden, this group of 20 something year old drunks comes in, being all rowdy, thinking they own the place.

Eventually I hear them coming around to my post, so I climbed up to the top part of the wall where they wouldn’t see me and when they got close, I jumped down and basically made them do business in their pants.

It doesn’t stop there though. They were freaking out, sliding all around because of the wet ground and such. Next thing I know, one larger gentleman falls right through the wall. Let’s just say trying to keep that wall from falling down for the rest of the night wasn’t that easy of a task.

Gordon the Ghost: It must be great to be able to scare your customers witless when they get out of hand. What’s your favorite part about Vampire Wars?

Sithis: I’d have to say my favorite part of Vampire Wars is the missions. They really provide the core structure of the game for me.

Gordon the Ghost: Indeed, they do. Do you play any other Zynga games?

Sithis: I’ve flipped a few burgers and killed a few fish, but I don’t really play any of the other games.

Gordon the Ghost:  Fair enough. What’s your favorite movie?

Sithis: Tough question. I guess my favorite movie at the moment would have to be V for Vendetta.

(Remember, remember…)

Gordon the Ghost:  What do you think is the best album of all time?

Sithis: I don’t really listen to music. I know, I’m weird.

Gordon the Ghost: I was the same way for a long, long time. What’s the funniest clan-comment you’ve ever seen?

Sithis: Nothing particularly stands out yet.

Gordon the Ghost: What’s your favorite TV show?

Sithis: Has to be Family Guy.

(Sssss….aaaaa….sssss….aaaaa)

Gordon the Ghost: Who would play you in a movie about your life?

Sithis: Michael Cera, unfortunately.

Gordon the Ghost: Unfortunately? That guy is awesome. What’s your favorite song to sing during karaoke?

Sithis: I don’t do karaoke.

Gordon the Ghost: It definitely isn’t for everyone. Favorite cartoon character?

Sithis: Lelouch vi Britannia, but he’s from an anime. From an American cartoon, I guess it would be Peter Griffin.

(Lelouch from Code Geass)

Gordon the Ghost: Anime counts as cartoons too! Who’s your favorite Superhero?

Sithis: Spiderman.

Gordon the Ghost: Of course.

What super power would you like to have?

Sithis: The ability to do anything.

Gordon the Ghost: I guess that’d just about cover everything wouldn’t it? If you could trade places with anyone for one day, who would it be?

Sithis: Shigeru Miyamoto.

Gordon the Ghost: Hopefully, you’d come away with an idea for the next big game. How large is your clan?

Sithis: 169 members, going strong.

Gordon the Ghost: I like it. Intimate but still formidable. If you could be any video game character, which would you be?

Sithis: Gee, that’s a tough one. I guess when it comes down the wire; it would have to be Link from the Legend of Zelda series.

(Link through the years…)

Gordon the Ghost:  What’s the worst food you’ve ever eaten?

Sithis: Anything with an abundance of mayonnaise.

Gordon the Ghost: Aw man, even Egg Salad?  What was the first video game (console or otherwise) you every played?

Sithis: Super Mario Brothers on the NES.

Gordon the Ghost: Which trophy took you the longest to get?

Sithis: Friends of the Red Cross, I think.

Gordon the Ghost:  What would you like to be doing in five years?

Sithis: Working for a game developer as a 3D modeler.

Gordon the Ghost: We hope that works out for you. Good luck!

We’re taking Vampire Wars players and giving them the recognition they deserve!  If you’re interested in becoming a Featured Vampire, send an email to vwcommunity@zynga.com with the subject “Featured Vampire”.

If we think you’d make a good interview subject, we’ll get in touch with you!